God's Conseravtive Mouth Pieces

Glen Beck may go blind he told a crowd over the weekend. Rush Limbaugh is going deaf, we discovred several years ago. This is truly good news. The only thing better would be that they both go mute as well. Deaf, blind and dumb--yes, God loves the con--artists, it seems. But maybe Beck can cry his way to salvation, since he constantly tears up like a little child.